UFC Post-Fight: Dana Says Machida Up For Title Shot

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.

Dan Henderson and Dana White are back in black. Dana is wearing a black shirt and a black suit coat. Joe Rogan is wearing a black shirt as well. Dana announces Lyoto Machida will get a shot at the light heavyweight title.

Now we have to switch back to FuelTV for the post fight. This setup is terrible. Prelims on Fuel and the post-fight on Fuel. It’s almost like they don’t want anyone to watch this shit. If you want to see the whole telecast, you have to really be on the ball and not give a shit that Fuel doesn’t even come in HD. Hey guys, your “television channel” looks worse than Youtube did back when I had dialup.

They’ve got Chael Sonnen, Rashad Evans, and Dan Henderson back on FuelTV.  Everyone is puzzled that Ryan Bader didn’t come to wrestle tonight against Machida.

Fuel runs an ad for a show that actually shows a guy vomiting. Glad to know there are other quality programming options available.

Machida is onset and they ask him who he’d rather fight between Jon Jones and Henderson. He says he doesn’t care, but everyone knows he wants to fight Dan Henderson. Chael asks if Machida is going down a weight class because he weighed in tonight at 201 lbs. and was drinking water on the way up to the scale. Machida says might, but he wants to fight for the light heavyweight title first. Machida would be  terrifying at middleweight.