UFC on FuelTV 5: The Results Thus Far

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.

Our esteemed editor is going to garnish my wages, because not only did I miss the first few fights on FuelTV, my fucking DVR didn’t record them. Here are the results so far:

Robert Peralta over Jason Young, KO by strikes 23 seconds Round 1

Gunnar Nelson beat DeMarques Johnson by rear naked choke 3:34 of Round 1

Brad Tavares beat Tom Watson by split decision 30-27, 28-29 and 29-28

Akira Corassani beat Andy Ogle by split decision 28-29, 30-27 and 29-28

For the record, that is two split decisions in a row with a 30-27 card. Jesus.

Jimi Manuawa defeated Kyle Kingsbury by TKO due to a massive hematoma over the eye at the end of round 2.

Duane Ludwig got injured at 2:28 of Round 1 giving Che Mills the win.

John Hathaway won a unanimous 30-27x3 decision over John Maguire in a terrible fight that I caught most of.

Because this is on FuelTV, it is not in high definition. At least they changed the terrible voice-overs in that ridiculous MetroPCS commercial.