UFC 184 Prelims

February 28th, 2015 9:58pm by Stiff Jab Tumblr

Masio Fullen beat Alexander Torres by split decision

Valmir Lazare beat James Krause by split decision

Derrick “The Black Beast” Lewis defeated Ruan Potts by TKO at 3:18 of Round 2. Ruan Potts fucking stinks. The Black Beast, who is more of a giant motherfucker than a skilled fighter put a savage beating on him. The Black Beast will continue to thrive against smaller less technical opponents in the heavyweight division. The UFC will probably drop Potts soon. He needs to fight a few bums in Bellator of something like that.

Dhiego Lima got murdered by Tim “Dirty Bird” Means by TKO at 2:17 in Round 1. Lima was in trouble this whole fight. Means wobbled him a few times with precise striking before Means finally dropped him with a left hand.

Roman Salazar got poked in both eyes by Kid Yamamoto. Nothing intentional, but ended in a no contest when Roman couldn’t see.

Roan Carneiro choked out Mark Munoz at 1:40 in Round 1. Munoz blew weight and looked terrible getting choked unconscious by a guy who hasn’t been in the UFC since 2008. They were killing the ref in the booth because Munoz was out for a long time before the ref called it. Carneiro had to tell the ref he was out.

This PPV card sucks ass, but I’m buying it anyway.