UFC 131: Jon Olav Einemo vs. Dave "Pee Wee" Herman

Dave Herman says that BJJ is a load of bullshit. Olav is from Overeem’s stable, but he looks like a flabby pussy unlike the Overeem bras. Dave Herman is pretty ripped.

Einemo comes in to “Sweet Child of Mine,” the wussiest GNR of all time. Axl talking about how pretty Erin Everly’s eyes are would not get me ready to unleash some whoop-ass, but to each his own. I’m surprised he isn’t coming in to Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” or some other type of girl metal for flabby pussies.

Norway has some pretty legit metal bands, such as Immortal, which is one of our favorite Satanic Metal Bands. Round-by-round updates after the jump:

Round 1-Einemo is giving Herman his best Norway emo manhug and eats a knee to the face from the Thai clinch. Einemo with some pussy punches that don’t have enough bitchtit behind them because Pee Wee is just smiling at him.

Herman looks way sharper. If we’re being honest, Eienemo was just going to be a post-sugery tuneup for Carwin anyway. Herman looks like he is laughing at the overweight Norwegian. Dave Herman gets a kick caught and has the Norwegian on top of him in the crucifix position. Herman pushes him off and gets up.

Herman’s face says that he is not afraid of this Norwegian vagina and his terrible tats.  Herman is getting the better exchanges from the clinch. Einemo looks like he is going to have a heart attack, manages a takedown at the end of the round just by hanging on and using his fatness.

Round 2-Einemo actually lands a punch. The Norwegian caught Pee Wee in the clinch and tries to put an end to it, but Herman is having none of it and puts the fat man on his back again. Herman gets rocked by another knee and is backpedaling.

Just as Joe Rogan says that Herman’s had it he lands a massive knee to the chin of the Norwegian and is on the top murdering the man with elbows.

Einemo is out of gas and gets another jab. Both these dudes look tired now. Herman lands a bunch of knees and Einemo is too busy sucking wind to get out of the way of them. Einemo falls down and Herman rains down shots, winning by stoppage.

That fight was totally tits; Ms. Octagon, MBA even stopped cutting up my supper to cheer on the smiling Dave Herman.