Thomas Dulorme vs. Guillermo Valdes

(Picture included for the heady ring announcer mentioned below. That’s Doel Carrasquillo at Broadway Boxing last November, not either of these dudes)

MASHANTUCKET, Conn.—They had a chick sing the national anthem, it was pitchy as fuck. The ring announcer has some irie dreads. Don’t know how he keeps his voice so smooth with all the nugs he must put in the air. Must be vaping.

Round 1- Both fighters throwing, Dulorme is launching bombs and some of them are landing. Dulorme lands a stiff shot after the bell. Dulorme took that one for sure.

Round 2-Dulorme has him up on the ropes and is pounding him. The ref waves the fight off. Valdes was knocked out on his feet, but the crowed boos lustily because they want to see the man knocked off his feet. Dulorme by TKO. 

–Dr. Octagon, M.D. from ringside.