Strikeforce Interlude

Gus Johnson just said that Kharatinov took his time.  I guess he sort of waited until the middle of the first round before he knocked Arlovski out.  These commentators are fucking retarded and cannot process anything fast enough to comment on it intelligently.

Strikeforce is making a special announcement. Oh wow. It involves Gina Carano. No one fucking cares about ladies sports, especially MMA. Stupid lady is interviewing her. The fans don’t care.

Ms. Octagon is laughing at Silva’s giant head.  He is doing something weird chomping motion with his giant jaw.

(Editor’s note: While we defer to our esteemed MMA correspondent’s views on his area of expertise, Stiff Jab is fan of several female athletes, especially Serena Williams who seems like she’d be a quite a draw in either major fight format – GN)