Seanie Monaghan vs. Billy Cunningham

MASHANTUCKET, Conn.—Vocal contingent here for Monaghan sounds like they started drinking for St. Patrick’s day already. Cunningham looks like he needs a manzierre (hopefully my intrepid editor will correct the spelling)

(Editor’s note: We’ve got nothing –GN).

Massive manboobs on Cunningham. I sit on my ass writing contracts all day and I like to think my chest is more toned than that.

Round 1- Monaghan is cotrolling this one so far. Looks like Cunningham slipped and went down. Cunningham is basically just absorbing shots to his flabby midsection.

Round 2-Cunningham trying to get some offense going, but quickly falls back into covering his face and taking punches to the body.  The Irishman wins this round easily as well.

Round 3-Another round for Monaghan.

Round 4-More bodyshots by the Irishman, his whole family must be here because there are about fifty people in the center chanting his name. One supporter is waving an Irish flag. Cunningham is turning up the offense, but he’s going to need a big round to steal this fight. Fighters embrace at the end. Monaghan should take it easily.

40-36 unanimous for Monaghan. Cunningham held his hand up like he won the whole time though. He looks like he just ran a marathon.

–Dr. Octagon, M.D. from ringside.