Rashad Evans vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira

February 3rd, 2013 12:12am by Stiff Jab Tumblr

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.

Just crossed 76,000 Tumblr followers.  Thanks to all our readers.  Don’t know why this fight is the co-main event. No one is giving Antonio Rogerio Nogueira much of a chance against Rashad Evans, but people said the same thing about Bigfoot. Rogerio’s looked pretty crummy since he’s been in the UFC. Still, lots of underdogs winning tonight. Live updates after the jump:[[MORE]]

Round 1- Body kick by Rashad.  Head kick by Rashad and some foot tape goes flying as it is blocked.  Not a lot of action so far.  Left by Nog.  Left by Nog.  Big right by Rashad.  Best punch so far.  Shitty round.  Someone tell these guys that this is a three round fight.  Rashad gets the takedown, but Nog pops up.  Rashad throws another head kick.  Not sure who won that one.  Nothing happened.

Round 2- Nog lands a few glancing blows.  Rashad lands a leg kick.  Rashad landsa jab.  Nog lands a left hand.  Nog lands a left hand.  Nog lands a jab.  Rashad lands a right.  Leg kick by Rashad.  Pair of punches by little Nog.  Rashad shoots and slips off.  Not sure why Rashad wants to box.  Left hook by Nog.  This fight is fucking terrible so far.  Left hand by little Nog.  Judges must be shitting their pants right now.  Nog lands a left.  Big right hook by Rashad.  Bodykick by Nog.  Jab by Nog.  Jab by Nog.  Rashad gets a leg and Nog stuffs it.  Jab and a right by Nog.  Left by Nog. right hook by Nog.  Front kick by Nog.  Big left hand by little Nog.  Rashad lands a right.  Head kick by Rashad blocked.

10-9 Nog, but could go either way

Round 3- Rashad needs a fucking knockout here.  Jab by Nog.  Rashad looks baffled.  Little Nog is beating him in the boxing and stuffing his takedowns so far.  Rashad lands a right.  Rashad lands a right.  This fight stinks.  Jab by Nog.  Jab by Nog.  Jab by Nog.  Kick and then a jab by Nog.  Nog got poked in the eye.  Ouch.  They’re calling a doctor.  He says they’re good to go.  this fight can’t end soon enough as far as I’m concerned.  No one really wants to clearly win it I guess.  Two and a half left.  Nog lands a nice left.  Nog kicks.  nog lands a left.  Rashad is in desperation mode looking for a takedown.  Kick to the stomach of Rashad.  Jab by Nog.  Rashad is content to sit back and lose this fight I guess.  He’s not doing shit.  this is going to be a huge upset when he loses.  Just getting jabbed in the eye.  Rashad shoots and Nog stuffs the takedown.  Strange fight.  Rasha lands a jab.  Rashad thorws the overhand right and it is blocked.  Crowd is booing.

29-28 for Nog unanimously.  That was a terrible fight.  An early contender for worst fight of the year.  Nog really didn’t look very good.  He didn’t do much damage, but stuffed takedowns effectively.  Just worked harder and had sharper striking than Rashad.  Rashad didn’t look like he wanted to win it at all and was a huge favorite.  Little Nog beat Tito most recently by TKO (Thank you to theportssoundoff for the correction), but before that was coming off a two fight losing streak and the fight before that he won an undeserved split decision against Jason Brilz.  If you bet the underdogs tonight you would have cleaned up.  Wilmer Valderamma is cageside with JWOWW (who is buddies with Frankie Edgar).

Time for the main event.  I hope that it is better than that piece of shit.

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