Mayhem Miller Jumps The Shark

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.
After a pair of terrible, lethargic performances in the UFC, Jason “Mayhem” Miller has been arrested for burglarizing a church.
MMAjunkie reports Mayhem was found naked in a trashed church that he had broken into. This was after he had previously engaged in a bizarre Twitter argument with UFC boss Dana White. Not sure what has transpired, but it seems like this dude was either tripping balls on some heady bath salts, got a tainted batch of Alpha Brain, or he’s had a psychotic break. He looks pretty pleased with himself in the mugshot.