Grappler Taps Out, Vomits After Fart to the Face

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.

The great theorists in the MMA game have long posited that it could be possible to make a man submit by ripping ass in his face.

I couldn’t win that way personally, because my farts smell pretty good most of the time. But I can’t tell you how many times I’d be watching a fight with my bros and one of them would say, “Wouldn’t it be vicious if that man ripped ass right now?” to which we would all vigorously agree.

Well the theory has been proven, my friends. Below, for your scientific interest, is a video of some bro named Travis Newaza making his opponent submit and vomit by farting in his face.

[[MORE]] His opponent later said, “You farted in my face man.” The folks off camera had no sympathy and laughed at the hapless loser. Some people just aren’t very tough.

This also gives me an opportunity to share my favorite video of all time, which is a huge hit at my place of employment:

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