Del Rosario v. Lavar Johnson

Lavar has serious street cred because he was recently shot along with four other people at his family reunion, during which his cousin was killed.  He’s a “blue chip prospect” according to the announcers, which means he’s knocked out a ton of chumps and will probably lose quickly.

Round 1- Quick clinch, both fighters throw knees, Johnson takes Del Rosario to the ground, but doesn’t do a lot of damage.  Del Rosario pops up and they clinch again.  Johnson with a sick body shot.  Del Rosario with the takedown into side control, to the full mount, raining down shots, Johnson has no idea that he is doing from the bottom position, Del Rosario finally comes to his senses and sinks the arm bar for the win.

Bum fight three, also over in the first round.  Dear god this is terrible.  If this was pay-per-view the fans would be violently angry right now.